Tuesday, March 31, 2015

You are part of me

Toilet paper and its little minions


Toilet paper needs help from its minions the toiletpaper pieces. They keep it alive everytime. EVERYTIME.   Toilet paper says: " Everypart of me wants you because you were made just for me" 

Deep stuff happening here 

Toilet paper watches the little pieces go to the wiping process and it saddens it that they will die after that but that is the circle of life and the law of nature and natural selection and life's plan.....
But deep insides toilet paper knows that one day it will end all alone and tossed just like them (the pieces) and that makes it a little bit more compliant with its roll. 


Protect your babies

Protect babies



Protect your babypoops from the evil father poop whose only reason in this world is to molest and rape babypoops. Every fatherpoop is filled with satan and bad poop. You must use Master Urine to separate the babys from the father poop, father poop will never cross the line between master urine and babypoop. You know why? Well I don't.... right now.... maybe later... maybe not....

Guess WHAT
WHAT
WUT
wHUT
WHUT
there is a hat in my poop that goes faster than the speed of love... yeah okay so now  that is why father poop may not cross master urine's line.   So we conclude that Father Poop might rape Babypoop and that the savior or police or whatever protects is Master Urine.

OMG I must be tripping or not whatever babypoop is cute.

love poop pls

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Relax be poop

Don't stress out




Be like poop, stay still, melt slowly or dry slowly depending on humidity and temperature of your surroundings.  Feel the breeze, the air flowing through you to you, enjoy while there are still not flies coming at you. Enjoy your warmth and moisture while it lasts, when you are cold and dry you are no different than soil.  Keep it simple. Enjoy the little things. 


Saturday, March 28, 2015

Alien poop

Do aliens poop?



What if aliens poop? what if aliens have toilets too?
What if poop was one of us? Just a slut like some of us...
Just a stranger among us....
Do they wipe do they not? Do they flush do they not?
Does their anus hurt when they eat spicy food? DO THEY EAT AT ALL?
ARE THEIR POOPS MASSIVE? HOW DO THEY SIT?
DO THEY POOP IN THE MORNING OR IN THE AFTERNOON?
DO THEY LEAVE DIRTY BRIEFS OR BOXERS?
DO THEY BLEED AFTER WIPING TOO HARD?

Maybe we are not so alone in the universe, maybe aliens poop too.



Thursday, March 26, 2015

Jaden Smith's Poop

Jaden Smith's poop quote #1



How can poop be real if our food isn't real?
- Jaden Smith


so deep much wow very philosophical much inspiration


Dead poop motivation

Death quote


"It is not death that a poop should fear, but it should fear never beginning to flush"- Marcus Aurelius


The poop life is hard or soft or liquid, so is its death.
Learn from poop, apply the knowledge and wisdom given unto you by your morning dump.


Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Don't Discriminate Poop

Be poop



Poop comes out of everyone, anyone, everywhere, anywhere, everything, anything, every time, anytime.....
Poop comes in all shapes and sizes....
Love poop. Love life. Love toilet. Don't be racist. Be like poop, don't discriminate. Be like poop





Except transgenders, fat people and bronies seriously wtf 



Monday, March 23, 2015

Drowning Poop

Babypoop is drowning




Sometimes when you poop there are bubbles coming up out of the poop, but most of the time the gas or bubble comes out of a babypoop. It is as if they (the babypoops) are crying, drowning in the deep toilet hole. They are choking to death, there is no oxygen left in their tiny little brains. They die. Poop dies, babypoop dies, everyone dies. And just like a miracle we get to see it once every 10 poops.  
Respect




Sunday, March 22, 2015

It's raining paper or why google adsense didn't accept me :'(

Raining paper 


So... I wanted to get google adsense to love me but.... it didn't... so.. it said that I had to... ummm have more like... elegant content in this blog so... Here I was attempting to write more than 500 words:

Okay so… I made this drawing with no inspiration whatsoever. What I was trying to express was the feeling of despair when you are cleaning yourself after pooping and you just keep on tearing pieces and pieces of paper. Then you think you are all done and clean because you sense no wetness, just that hard dryness (I don’t know if dryness if the specific terminology, but Microsoft Word approves of it so… let it be), and suddenly you get another piece of toilet paper and it is still dirty. It’s like OH MY GOD why WHY!!!

I just pooped little babypoop #babypoop OKAY, it was small and cute and whatever and it is still DIRTY.
And it is not like the splashy dirty or the still rests dirty; it is just the LINES DIRTY, but yeah whatever….
So pieces of toilet paper come and go, come and GO.  This reminds me of the song Karma Chameleon by Culture Club. 

"I'm a man without conviction I’m a man who doesn't know how to see a contradiction you come and go you come and goooo karma karma karma karma chameleon!!! You come and go
Pooping would be easy if your colors were like my dream: White no gold and clean, white no gold and clean…."
Something like that
So I've reached 256 words by now, I can’t think of anything more but okay:
"Karma karma karma chameleon you poop and go you poop and go
Every day is like a  survival you are my paper not my rival…..
You come and goooo you come and goo"
Okay 305 words I think it is something with better content isn’t it??? If not then  F U, J, I just wanted to draw poop… Is it so wrong is it???


Here is the drawing:
















P.S.I did it I got google adsense-sama's approval I am happy!!! 

Friday, March 20, 2015

You are just too big

You are so BIG



TP: You won't get inside me

Holder-san: Just the tip

TP: But I don't think I will keep up with you

Holder-san: Just relax 

TP: But I don't think I can handle it

Holder-san: Just let it go

TP: But... but... YOU ARE JUST TOO BIG, IT HURTS

Holder-san: Shhhh... only dreams now


Thursday, March 19, 2015

Go Beyond Your Limits

Go Beyond Your Limits



TP on One hand stand: Let's get out of the toilet and run free

RP on a planche:  The toilet is lava! 


Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Love Motivation

Poop loves


















"Forget all the reasons why it won't work and Believe the one reason why it will "
-Anonymous

Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Plunger-sama

Plunger-sama!



Toilet: Plunger-sama push harder plunge me harder UNCLOG ME AWW
Plunger-sama: I am doing all I can,  damn it!!! It's as hard as I can go!
Toilet: Then do it faster!!!! Make me spill all over..... splash it everywhere!!!
Plunger-Sama: I AM TRYING!!




St. Patrick's day poop!



We celebrate St. Patrick's Day because we poop everyday


Beer everywhere, vomit everywhere, poop, everywhere, urine everywhere, catpoop everywhere 
"Irish" everywhere, green everywhere

toilet paper everywhere.....




Sunday, March 15, 2015

Catpoop

CAT POOP


This is cat poop, this is love, I will care for my cat poop until the day of dawn, life is like cat poop fluffy and cool, but then it gets harder to push and pull. Meow Meow, Eww Meww Eww, - Vyen


Saturday, March 14, 2015

PI poop π

Happy Pi Day


3.141592653

The day Pi-poop and Pie-poop are given birth.
2*Ï€=360°

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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Unclogged

Unclogging


Toilet: Finger-san you are unclogging me OMG OMG I am unclogging I can't hold it I can't hold it anymore FINGER-SAN OHHH FINGER-SAN!!!!

Finger-san: Shhhhh almost there almost there....

Toilet: OH Finger-san I'm splashing everything, everywhere OMG FINGER-SAN

Finger-san: ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)

Toilet: I think I love you Finger-san

Finger-san: Everyone loves me ( ͡° ͜Ê– ͡°)



Wednesday, March 11, 2015

You are tearing me apart! Finger-senpai!

Tearing me apart



Toilet paper: Finger-senpai you are tearing me apart!It hurts!! it hurts!!!
Toiletpaper piece: I will touch you soon Poop-san
Poop:  Soon...






Stop melting my heart

Poor Soft-Poop



Soft-Poop: Please, have mercy on me stop melting me... stop destroying my life.... the way you do Master Urine. 

Master Urine: You quit it, stop  melting my heart!



Monday, March 9, 2015

Strong motivation



 You need to be strong in life 

You never know how strong you are until there is no toilet paper near you....and you have to touch your baby poop -Vyen 

Sunday, March 8, 2015

TOILET RAGE!: STOP!


RAGE



Toilet: STOP CLOGGING ME FOR CRAP'S SAKE
Poop: STOP BEING SO SMALL AND TIGHT
TP: STOP BEING SO STUBBORN AND LET US THROUGH


TOILET: I CANNOT HOLD SO MUCH CRAP INSIDE ME GODDAMNIT

Saturday, March 7, 2015

Toilet paper Motivation

Motivational Poster #1


"The only way to last more is to be better than the toilet paper used before you"
-Vyen 

Friday, March 6, 2015

Overflush

Overflush


Silvertoilet: Poor Toilet he was over-clogged by the combined forces of Master Urine and Ripped Poop.
Toilet: RP-sama's and MU-sama's juices are pourring all over me!!! I couldn't hold it inside me!!! 

Silvertoilet: I'm... jealous....






Thursday, March 5, 2015

Terrorist Poop

ALLAHU AKBAR!!! 



Terrorist Poop uses diarrhea attack! 

Toilet: I can't hold it inside me anymore!!!

Terrorist Poop attack is very effective

Terrorist Poop: Mission accomplished 





Tuesday, March 3, 2015

I am loving it

I'm lovin' it 
- McDonald's  


Toilet: Fill me up good McPoop Brothers!!!
McPoop's: We are clogging  you so hard!!
Toilet:  I'm lovin' it YESSSSSS







Monday, March 2, 2015

Babypoop lullaby

Lullaby #1


Master Urine: I must destroy Babypoop #babypoop!!!!
Toilet: Don't!!! Destroy me instead, don't hurt the baby!!
TP: OMG 




Sunday, March 1, 2015

Babypoop



Baby Poop



Isn't it lovely? isn't it wonderful? isn't it precious.... less than one minute old 
I never thought through pain I'd be making as lovely as it... but isn't it lovely made from pain... 
-Stevie Wonder