Showing posts with label relax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label relax. Show all posts

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Relax be poop

Don't stress out




Be like poop, stay still, melt slowly or dry slowly depending on humidity and temperature of your surroundings.  Feel the breeze, the air flowing through you to you, enjoy while there are still not flies coming at you. Enjoy your warmth and moisture while it lasts, when you are cold and dry you are no different than soil.  Keep it simple. Enjoy the little things. 


Friday, March 20, 2015

You are just too big

You are so BIG



TP: You won't get inside me

Holder-san: Just the tip

TP: But I don't think I will keep up with you

Holder-san: Just relax 

TP: But I don't think I can handle it

Holder-san: Just let it go

TP: But... but... YOU ARE JUST TOO BIG, IT HURTS

Holder-san: Shhhh... only dreams now