Abstract poop art

Art 69 (it is post 70 but we celebrate post 69 like this okay?)

I was feeling more than autistic today so I tried abstract art and now I am a renown artist. I am the poop of my sword. I am the pen of the toilet. I am the trash of all cans. I am the vomit of all pukes. I am the pee of all urine. I am the Barack of Obama. I am the Bush of George Jr. I am the melting steel to the Twin Towers. I am the 9 to the 11. I am the NSA to my secrets. I am the diarrhea of the constipation. I am the power of the remote control. I am the looser of all losers. I am the light of the electricity. I am the Darwin of my selection. I Am the tortoise to my squirtle. I am the pikachu to my Charizard. I am the Mario to my Wario. I Am the war to my peace. I am the settlement to my nomadic style. I am the bone of my poop. I am the crap to my crab. I am the clog to the toilet. I am the toilet to the circle. I am the Matrix to my Inception. I am Leo DiCaprio to Neo. I am Keanu Reeves to Jim Carrey. I Am the Ace to my Mask. I am Madara to the Kyuubi. I am kyubey to Madoka. I am the square to my root. I am the Tokyo to my Ghoul. I am the peanut to my butter. I am the cherry to my pie. I am the poem to my essay. I am the fart to my cloud. I am the nitrogen to my phosphorous. I am the water to my cycle. I am the blood of my anus. I am the stains to my brief. I am the brief of my case. I am the case of my closed. I am the popular to the mainstream. I am the hipster to my apple. I am the apple to my Newton. I am the pascal to my square meter. I am the acre to my Hectare. I am the Hector to the Hercules. I am the Zeus to reproduction. I am a cell to mitosis. I am amoeba to my q tips. I am the q to my a. I am the w to my d. I am the D to a babe. I am the babe to a pork. I am the pork to a ham. I am the jam to my space. I am the bunny to my play. I am the Xbox to the PC. I am the Gaben  to my Lord. I am the lord of the land. I am the land of manure.  I am manure to my compost. I am the compost to my life. I am the life of my boredom. I am the kill of the 360 no scope. I am the sniper to my rifle. I am the trigger of Tumblr. I am the instagram of my facebook and the whatsapp to my Line. I am the Traffic to the windows. I am the widows to the cats. I add the crazy to the bureau. I am the FBI of the class. I have no need to continue. I am the continue to my heed. I am the nimbus to my epidermis. I Am the fat to my muscle. I am the abs to my tip. I am the tip of the waiter. I am the money to the poor. I am the flush to the rainbow. I am the rainbow to the spirit. I have problems to myself. I still write for this blog. I am the blog to my adsense, and adsense to my 0 balance check account. I am the employee to the month. I am the promotion of no one. I am the manager to the poop. I am tired of writing. I think I might stop here, but......

I am the poop to my poop to your poop to thine poop to thy poop to our poop to his poop to her poop to its poop to the aliens poop. 

I am Illuminati poop. I draw circles in the toilet because those are the messages that the aliens send me, I don't know why the aliens throw poop at me at night I don't know if my dreams are the results of the prophecy that might be fulfilled in the not so near future of poop. I am the feed to my poop and the poop to my food.  I am not on drugs yet okay?

I AM THE DRAWING THAT INSPIRED ALL THIS:

Frustration poop

Why is poop so hard to get out?

Pooping is hard, your life is hard, my life is hard, the dog's life is hard, we are all going to die, maybe pooping maybe peeing maybe just by a bullet.
When bullets fly through your head, you may not notice but bullets have poop. YES poop. How do you ask? No? okay.. I won't tell you then :(

Let's start again:

When toilets get hard because of reasons unknown to mankind only to poop and illnesses, your life gets harder. You can't poop as you have always pooped, you must be careful not to clog the toilet, and flood the bathroom.  If you flood the bathroom floor, the titanic may not sink, and the poor Iceberg will not be Jewish.

When the toilet clogs and you have diarrhea your ideal day goes down, you must go and seek another toilet to clog and blame on some one else, and that my friend is a lie.
A lie that will provide you comfort and nirvana.
Maybe Kurt Cobain didn't suicide maybe he just drown in his own diarrhea. Diarrhea isn't that bad but in this case, it is.


See what I am writing about is about the frustration of not been able to find a theme to write about and just scribble random thoughts that come when you listen to music or farts.
And this frustration inhibits your creative process when pooping. So to fight this void you must poop again, from the start. Eat some fiber and wait and when you start pooping again normally that is the answer to life.

Life is poop and poop is life, never forget that my friend because your poop will led you to your success in the most awesome way.
Believe in your poop, not in yourself, believe in your toilet not in yourself, believe in yourself not in farts. Farts are evil and so are sharks.

Sharks poop differently, motivate yourself like a shark and  poop in a unique way.... and this is the end of this blog,
Here is the fabulous drawing.

What if poop wasn't real?

Is poop even real?

What if poop wasn't even here? Could we imagine poop as a solid? Is poop our friend or our neighbour? Why is google always correcting my "English grammar into american grammar"? Why  does poop have 16 shades of colour...?  I only drew 12 because life is hard you know life and time are expensive and you should know it when you go poop yourself in front of the other toilets. YOU better SPRAY ALL that diarrhea art EVERYWHERE, YOUR POOP MUST TOUCH THE SKY AS THE CLOUDS TOUCH THE GROUND. GET HIGH 

So what if poop came in different shades.... wait it does come in different shades. OMG REVELATIONS CAME FROM THE OUTSIDE OF MY MIND INTO MY HEART AND DOWN MY THROAT INTO THE LOWER INTESTINES to my anus and they pooped out into the mouth of Toilet-kun. 

So now that poop comes in shades we must know what each shade means and the direct effect in your romance and zodiac.  Okay?

so brown poop is for love and healthy living,and cancer okay?

now other brown poop is for death and healthy living and not cancer okay?

The other brown poop is for watermelons and racist jokes inside of your anus, and caprisun okay?

the other other brown poop is for watermelons seeds and enormous black coyotes and aquarius, K?

omg how many brown poops are there in life omg stop taking so  much medicine, and drugs Poop is not even the same without them okay?

White poop is for Nazis and Sagittarius, because of reasons not described in my brain right now okay?

Now gray poop is for 50 shades of gray because it is not sex but some feminism regulations about the objectification of your own line of production of poop and stuff okay?

Now the other gray poop is for having kids while reading stupid books like 40 shades of gray or 10 shades of gray or even watching that movie, omg what is wrong with you the actress isn't even sexy and the actor looks like a hash brown  ripped from the inside of Calvin Harris song OUTSIDE ft. Ellie goulding not the SUMMER one just the OUTSIDE one okay?

There is no black poop here because you only poop black when heroine touches your balls, okay?

And we're out of heroine okay?

You may think, wtf is wrong with you and why do you write without even realizing what are you writing about, and you are right I am wrong but I am right too, because now I am justifying myself for my stupid essays but this is not an essay it is just the result of too much laziness and boredom when pooping, if you have any suggestions to how to get better at pooping stuff out of my head please don't tell me, I don't like people who doesn't poop okay?

you better poop okay?

Poop and movies go together as toilet paper and water not mineral water that is what Germans drink okay?

and what happened to Germany? They don't have automatic Japanese toilets because they don't like them they prefer bouncing urine walls but whatever okay? Everyone has their own opinion okay?

And my poop is my poop your poop is your poop your shade describes yourself and your poop is the vivid image of your inner self okay?

Life is hard and time is slow and fast okay?

okay?

I wanted to make this a Jaden Smith quote but I couldn't because Toilet paper is out and I need to grab more and do the walk of shame dropping little baby poops of different shades down the aisle okay? 

FML

IOKAY!!!

FML!!!

here is the enormous piece of mesmerizing ART

PIECE

Music poop

Poop producer

There are so many producers in the world but no one can be as imaginative and creative as Poop-producer or as its followers call it: "PP".

PP's music is as far known to every kind of poop in the world, no excuse me, the UNIVERSE. PP's tracks are transcendental, no music has gone that far. Is it as if Beethoven, Mozart and Avicii had an unborn child, then aborted it, and then cloned its poop into a enormous brain sized amazing and overwhelming new poop.  PP's education began with learning how to walk even though it had no legs, since poops have no legs.  Then PP went to college because it was a prodigy or a genius. Then it got a PhD in poop mythology and step parents psychology, since its major was translation and conventional analysis of microbiological organisms. Then PP realized that life is nonsense and began to use paint to deflect itself from society. When PP saw that paint was not the answer it downloaded PL Studio to try to make music. It started with just stupid doodles and melodies but now It has the greatest amount of knowledge to use the piano roll. Yeah just the piano roll...

You know why?

Because the piano rolls in the deep with more music inside of it and so the paper rolls and so the alien poops. 

Alienpoops began instructing PP to draw in the piano roll so that the message alienpaper rolls had was transmitted to human poop, now this message is still unclear since PP hasn't published any tracks yet. Although One day alienpoops and PP will rule the world of music, it is not today yet. 

PP tries more and more experimental sounds that are compatible with alienpoop music and message and massage. Life is poop and alienpoops see it in such a magnificent way that PP was caught mesmerized by the power of alienpoops language. 

We still hope to this day that alienpoop and PP will get through you as smooth as hot viscous semi solid diarrhea. 

Knowledge in poop is power as music in urine is not. 

Motivational Monday toilet again....

Don't Stop

When you are pooping and you wipe and you wipe and you still wipe and there is still poop in the toilet paper piece, you are working out!
You work out every day, you work out your finger muscles, biceps, triceps, ass cheeks, face muscles (from frustration faces) and your heart. Good Cardio! Much wow...

IF you feel pain or soreness in your body from wiping, doing the same movement over and over, remember PAIN IS GAIN..
REMEMBER ANUS MUST BE CLEAN
Not because morality, or you will smell later or bacteria and dangerous diseases that come from your intestines But because IT WILL ITCH, and THAT ITCH is the cause of all wars. What do you think  Hitler was thinking when he wanted to conquer Poland, it was not only his hatred for his own Jewish kind but also because HE DID NOT WIPE ENOUGH. HE HAD NO MOTHER TO TELL HIM HOW TO WIPE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE. HE WAS JUST A FREAKING ARTIST TRYING TO get better at painting so that he could wipe his ass with his beautiful paintings!!!
Why don't you get it!!!!
WIPING IS EVERYTHING!
So when you get tired of doing the wiping process every time, think of something fun while doing it.
Today while wiping I thought about the Last Naruto Movie, not the Boruto one...
that movie was the closing for all of the NaruHina shippers out there like me!!
It was awesome and better than Avengers Age of Ultron (SERIOUSLY QUICKSILVER DIES SO EASILY, EVEN POOP LASTS LONGER ON PAPER!!!!)
Naruto and Hinata love love and stuff
So now that you forgot time and you realize you are bleeding from your anus because you stopped the poop from spreading into your toilet paper you can now lift your underwear and pants and continue sleeping. BUT You must realize that UNTIL YOU finish your JOB you MUST NOT STOP, because then the ITCH WILL HURT YOU FOREVER!

Another thought to have in mind while wiping yourself is "Why does everybody in films do not poop?"

Here is the amazing drawing:

So basically don't stop when you are tired of wiping yourself, stop when you are clean.... or clean enough... wut wut wut

Poop Review: Avengers Age of Ultron

Yes Poop Reviews now....

***Huge spoilers if you are a sissy that complains about them***

The film starts like poop with Tony Scrap and everyone is together like nothing happened on Iron Man 3 and The Winter Soldier and Dark World.... Poop everywhere...  

The Hulk still a sissy now has sex with the black widow and Hawkeye has a family and it's tired and sissy poop stuff.  

The Scarlett Witch throws mindpoop to Tony STkja;rlaljkdk and he scared and poop and poop poop and so he creates Ultron with sissy Banner. Ultron same poop as always: "Human wrong Humans die Humans are the plague Humans blah blah blah.... crappy poop like that" 

Then Ultron goes against Avengers and throws poop at them. Some poop about Hulk been sissy again. And then Ultron creates Vision sperm. 

Vision sperm and egg not completed because poop reasons. Then Tony Stark and Captain Murica takes away vision body and poop in it.  Then Tony Stark, Puny Banner, and Thor conceive and give birth to their son The Vision and The Vision is Weird Looking poop.  

Then poop goes on special effects poop wow stuff....

Battle Ultron poop goes all over everywhere. A floating City/island  poops out... more battle effects much wow very sound... Not good enough to keep poop from flowing everywhere though....

More Allahu Akbar from Ultron and blows.....

mmm 

Silver something poop dies,... Hulk runs like sissy away.... Iron Man goes away... agaaaaaaain....Thor floats away...  Shield complete again...  or something poops....

mmm

Captain America and Black Widow now are the mother and father of a healthy new avengers team: Flying Black Guy with wings, Flying Black Guy with armor, The Vision, and Scarlet Witch.

Mid-credits scene: Thanos poops out a bracelet or the infinity gauntlet and poops comes out of his mouth... 

Final scene... Spiderman? stupif fffff poops

So this is filmcritic poop and it's verdict:

Wut wut da poop?! 

In da comics there was some time traveling and inter-dimensional stuff and wolverine and spiderman and fantastic four and more hardcore stuff but whatever....

Why was Quicksilver so slow, X-men's quick silver was way better but whateversssssss.. Toilet paper flies faster sometimes.... 

So much Hype for nothing... Thor gets a gay scene with a black guy, supposedly to be the trailer for ragnarok?!!?

We barely see any poop coming out of Scarlett Johansson's Ass.... 

Hulk obviously will return but way to sissy omg he was so annoying and gay omg.....

Even babypoops that stay in your anus forever are not so annoying and gay....omg

The trailers give away too much action, I might say that Poop flushing in a three way competition with toilet paper and urine has more action....

Maybe I am just getting too old for this kind of poop crap films... 

Ultron was way hardcore in the Comics, in the movie he is just mmm like a bad Jarvis.... 

I think The Vision is as gay as in the comics hahaha 

There are some cool scenes where Captain America and Black Widow share the shield poop.

Why they did have to kill Quicksilver omg so bad so bad seriously so bad So slow he dies from bullets SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYY omg so bad

Although the first movie copied transformers 3, this one I don't know what copied but it didn't felt as good. Winter Soldier was a little bit better and Stan Lee Gets drunk by Thor. 

Samuel L. Jackson is really old.... 

and Finally AND MORE IMPORTANTLY

HOW THE POOP DOES Robert Downey Jr. Grows so tall in the beginning scenes he is short and then in the last scene he is as tall if not, way taller than Captain America SERIOUSLY MARVEL WTF SERIOUSLY 

I don't know what more to say, 

6/10 IGN didn't read lol

Tsundere-poop! Poop motivation

Tsunderepoop-chan

Fast days go by, and today is furious. HOE HOE HOE HUE HUE HUE Kill me plz...

So you know when you poop and you poop hard enough to get all of your guts out, I'm saying guts out as in intestines, gallbladder, bladder, kidneys, urethra, ureters, vile, and spleen; yeah, no the lungs got out of my ass hole type.... I'm not that hardcore yet....
So when that happens, and you push and sweat and you feel the blood coming out and the poop struggling to get out and it feels like knives cutting your ass and you know you do not have to stop it there because if you stop you have to restart the pushing and pulling  process and yet you stop because your heart rate increases so much and hell ascends on you and heaven forgets you exist and you feel the flames all over you turning you into the demon you really are and yet AND YET the lovely poop doesn't come out.
Your faith in God maxes out and you claim GOD PLZ GED LOL PLZ DONT FERGET ME GED GED AM DEYING GED PLZ GED LET IT OUT GEEEED..... And then you realize there is no god that Nietzsche was right! (was it Nietzsche or Freud who said that?... who cares.. I care..I'm gonna google it.....plz wait.........................................................I was right it is Nietzsche... haha I still remember this stupid crap... psychological crap OOMG I'm going to draw the psychological poop next time yah yah yah..) so where was I? mmm mmm oh ok
So you realize there is no god now and that when you die from this awkward pooping session there is nothing but blackness and darkness and black stuff and nothing but in color black (colour black cause we're British/Australian/NZ/Indian/etc.. now....)
You begin to pass out and then you think maybe there is a God and I'm just forgetting the light that guides me and then you see the light at the end of the anus and you are sweating blood and you feel the heat in your heart and begin praising God because PART OF THE POOP CAME OUT And you are all believer now, You just got motivated and think you can push it all out... and you make your last effort, you think such motivational words like "Just do it-nike" "Push yourself harder everyday" "Life is 1% inspiration 99% perspiration", "Do the salamander" "Started from the bottom Now we here" "Wreck it Ralph" "My favourite anime is Cory in the House" "When is naruto going to end... why the poop is still running with boruto what tha thahthahthah" "what is wrong with me" "why is my life so hard" "When I sweep my room there is no dust and yet I keep cleaning" "Uptown funk you up uptown funk you up" etc ,etc et,cfa;ljf;lka
aND YES YOU DID IT
YOU THREW THE POOP OUT OF YOUR ANUS
AND YOU BEGIN TO WIPE YOURSELF
and think what a beautiful masterpiece came out of me... I must be an artist... and My talent is still hidden.....
So yeah that is the tsundere-poop
because: "It is not as If I want to stay stuck in your anus forever.... or something... STOP IT I didn't came out of your anus because I like you or anything YOU BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA"
this is getting really weabooish.... ok I'm okay with that....YOU BAKA
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this is the drawing of how tsunderepoop-chan looks yelling at you for throwing it out to the toilet....
"It is not as if I want you to flush me YOU BAKA waaahhhh"