Time poop

Why is time so fast

I mean there is so much poop that must be done and time takes away the fun from it. Poop ages with us, you can't escape from it.  It is a hard real situation you cannot escape. Even skyscrapers get old. This is so sad. I mean, when we were young, we could poop like for hours and still have time to eat and play but now, that you are old, you take the same time pooping and the day gets shorter. It is so hard. You cannot poop 3 times  a day anymore you have to hold it and just do twice or even worse just once a day. Life will get you and poop will be there for you but it will get as old as you, as saggy as you, as smelly as you as harsh as you. as dysfunctional as you....

We will never have another time to appreciate poop and the loneliness of poop. Our way of life will change and the motivation that held us everyday will disappear. Every nice moment you had pooping will not be the same, and frustration will take over you.

You will try to do stuff faster and faster every time only to realize that the faster you do it the weaker and uglier it gets. Poop and life should coexist in a happy world but time doesn't let that space take place.

Aliens will not help you, watching tv shows will not help you, you will only see the clock ticking by and the numbers running, there is no stop to this mess. Even if they say time is a human invention, it was an inevitable fate to come up with it. You know why?
Not because the sun sets and rises, or the moon moves around, the seasons changes, or the plants grow.... is it because after eating you will poop and before eating you will poop, they needed to know how to control the poop and when to do it, that is the real reason why time exists. They needed to know how fast can they travel without pooping or even peeing. Urination is an issue too, but it happens like 50 times  a day depending on how much water you take, but average.

So this is it life is getting you and you should poop about it.
Here is awesome emotional drawing:

Frustration poop

Why is poop so hard to get out?

Pooping is hard, your life is hard, my life is hard, the dog's life is hard, we are all going to die, maybe pooping maybe peeing maybe just by a bullet.
When bullets fly through your head, you may not notice but bullets have poop. YES poop. How do you ask? No? okay.. I won't tell you then :(

Let's start again:

When toilets get hard because of reasons unknown to mankind only to poop and illnesses, your life gets harder. You can't poop as you have always pooped, you must be careful not to clog the toilet, and flood the bathroom.  If you flood the bathroom floor, the titanic may not sink, and the poor Iceberg will not be Jewish.

When the toilet clogs and you have diarrhea your ideal day goes down, you must go and seek another toilet to clog and blame on some one else, and that my friend is a lie.
A lie that will provide you comfort and nirvana.
Maybe Kurt Cobain didn't suicide maybe he just drown in his own diarrhea. Diarrhea isn't that bad but in this case, it is.


See what I am writing about is about the frustration of not been able to find a theme to write about and just scribble random thoughts that come when you listen to music or farts.
And this frustration inhibits your creative process when pooping. So to fight this void you must poop again, from the start. Eat some fiber and wait and when you start pooping again normally that is the answer to life.

Life is poop and poop is life, never forget that my friend because your poop will led you to your success in the most awesome way.
Believe in your poop, not in yourself, believe in your toilet not in yourself, believe in yourself not in farts. Farts are evil and so are sharks.

Sharks poop differently, motivate yourself like a shark and  poop in a unique way.... and this is the end of this blog,
Here is the fabulous drawing.

Baby poop can't sleep

Baby cries

Why does baby poop can't sleep? Is this like a test like a spiritual test or something. You know the feeling when the little piece of crap is stuck in your anus and you try to force it out but you'll start bleeding intestines first. The stupid little piece of crap can't get out no matter how hard you try. Well that is a babypoop stuck between your rectal muscles. This situation is sad and frustrating. Is like deciding whether you want to die with a grenade exploding inside your heart or shot to

death bullet by bullet from your appendages to your inner core. That is pain, there is no greater pain than a broken heart they said, but I say this is:having a poop stocked in your rectum.

Life is hard and you gotta work to lift some of its harshness, but nothing really nothing will take away the hole that the feeling of a stocked poop. 

The solution for this problem is to keep trying to force it out until your legs are numb and your muscles are all sprained and you already know you are now paraplegic. You will no longer use your extremities or your anus. There is no reason to keep on trimming your anus hairs. 

OR 

You can wait until some more poop accumulates and sticks to the little poop at the end of your massive bleeding anus. 

Singing lullabies to the babypoops will not help not today not tomorrow. So just keep on living as a vegetable or a banana all your life from now on forever and ever 5ever. U got rekt bro by a freaking babypoop. You couldn't let it sleep and it kept crying tearing apart your insides, while you try to call God and in that moment is when you need to have faith and believe that that little freaking piece of poop will get out safely and sound. And when you hear the splash in the toilet and feel the relief in your anus popping out and trying to return to its original shape, you will see another day. 

So don't let the baby cry, make it sleep make it die, abortion is the way brothers and sisters abort your poop that is the way of life, there is no turnabout. Peace.