Time poop

Why is time so fast

I mean there is so much poop that must be done and time takes away the fun from it. Poop ages with us, you can't escape from it.  It is a hard real situation you cannot escape. Even skyscrapers get old. This is so sad. I mean, when we were young, we could poop like for hours and still have time to eat and play but now, that you are old, you take the same time pooping and the day gets shorter. It is so hard. You cannot poop 3 times  a day anymore you have to hold it and just do twice or even worse just once a day. Life will get you and poop will be there for you but it will get as old as you, as saggy as you, as smelly as you as harsh as you. as dysfunctional as you....

We will never have another time to appreciate poop and the loneliness of poop. Our way of life will change and the motivation that held us everyday will disappear. Every nice moment you had pooping will not be the same, and frustration will take over you.

You will try to do stuff faster and faster every time only to realize that the faster you do it the weaker and uglier it gets. Poop and life should coexist in a happy world but time doesn't let that space take place.

Aliens will not help you, watching tv shows will not help you, you will only see the clock ticking by and the numbers running, there is no stop to this mess. Even if they say time is a human invention, it was an inevitable fate to come up with it. You know why?
Not because the sun sets and rises, or the moon moves around, the seasons changes, or the plants grow.... is it because after eating you will poop and before eating you will poop, they needed to know how to control the poop and when to do it, that is the real reason why time exists. They needed to know how fast can they travel without pooping or even peeing. Urination is an issue too, but it happens like 50 times  a day depending on how much water you take, but average.

So this is it life is getting you and you should poop about it.
Here is awesome emotional drawing: