Free poop

Poop's Questions

Is poop really free? I mean does it swim freestyle when its on the toilet water or does it just dives?

Is this a real life mystery or is this just some answer seeking question?  How do you know if your poop knows how to swim or dive? How do you know if your poop will drown? How do you know the level of slavery that your poop has?  What is the real attachment your poop has towards your anus? Is it going to slip away from you forever? Is it going to rain poop?  Is it going to walk again? What is the probability that one poop will splash another poop without making any sound in a rainy day? Are these questions stupid? Are we stupid? Is Jaden Smith my mentor? Are we real? Is poop real? Is food real? Is my anus real? Is your anus real? How can your poop be real if your anus is not real? Do you have a hernia? Does poop has hernias? Is your poop working out enough? Is your poop motivated enough? Why do ads keep popping from my poop? Why is this blog so stupid? Why can't my poop draw? Why can't my poop fly? Is it wrong to throw poop away?  Why is babypoop scared of these type of questions? Is it because we are discovering the meaning of poop? The meaning of life? 42 is not enough? OMG you need to poop 42 times a day for 42 days at age 42, that is it, that is the answer to poop!