Hipster toiletpaper

Stop cleaning poop 

There is a new kind of toilet paper  outside our houses, outside our bathrooms, outside our toilets. They don't think they should wipe or clean poop. They think that is too mainstream to continue doing it. They believe that poop has freedom and should not be discriminated for what it does, feels like, smells, etc. They even believe that poop came from the highest step in poop evolution and that we should just let it be. This new trend is changing everything we know about poop and toilet paper relationships.  This is breath taking. This is deep as poop.  

The other or "normal" or mainstream toilet papers are now being prosecuted by the hands of these Hipster toilet paper. Life is changing as we know it. OMG

what is happening!!!!!! IS THIS WHAT POOP-SAMA WANTED!?!?!?!?

We don't know yet. We have asked the prosecuted mainstream toilet paper and they didn't even knew there was this trend running. They believe it is just a face that these toilet papers have undergone.  They think it will soon end. 

But we have asked also the poop population about thizzzzzzzz. 

Aandy and and andy And they said that although they are not against it, they think love is compromised and that their culture as such will have unexpected changes also. They fear for the toilet paper - poop couples that have lived in peace through ages. Their sanctity is compromised. Everyone is compromised. 

Must this trend stop or be stopped >???? 

We might not know right now but maybe later when  the toilet paper rolls speak. IS their opinion relevant!>? I don't know... We don't know... You don't know.... 

Has trending gone too far from the toilet IS THIS A REVOLUTION>??>GAKFAldfnladaljdf

Maybe.Maybe not. Maybe go poop yourself.

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Dogpoop

What if dogs poop in the toilet?

Have you seen dogpoop? it is cute right RIGHT
So yeah have you stepped on dogpoop still cute RIGHT.

Why is it that dogpoop gets to be cute while bird poop doesn't? is it the way it goes through their bodies and then comes out. Or is it that it looks like human poop?
What if all poops look the same omg what it is real anymore I don't know!!!
Do you feed dogpoop as you feed normal poop or do you feed poop differently>
Are you racist???
Are you insane ?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU OMG OMG OMG!!!!
All poop is poop ok!
Omg what am I writing is this art or what!!
This is art dogpoop is art people buy art people buy dogpoop !!

Anyway there is dogpoop in the streets living its life like nothing can happen to it so we must protect their life no matter what ok ok
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Others

Are others watching us?

Are other poops watching us from above from space? or from the sky?

The answer is clear: There is poop everywhere, from the vast lands to the deepest hole to the highest cloud, to the farthest matter particle in the universe, THERE IS POOP. 

Poop is around us, poop is everywhere. You can touch it in the morning or in the night, at dawn at noon at farts. 

So what about birdpoop?

well bird poop is like an amphibian! yes an amphibian! you ask why!>?

I'm telling you why!

It's because it is liquid or viscous when it comes out of the bird's asshole and with great velocity splashes into the ground so yeah it is amphibious in nature. 

What is the difference between alien poop and birdpoop!???

You can touch birdpoop! you can feel it with your face and fingers when Poop-sama decides that a bird must poop and shoot the thing towards you. IT IS A BLESSING WHY CAN'T YOU SEE IT THAT WAY

NOT EVERYONE CAN FEEL BIRDPOOP IN HIS FACE EVERYDAY 

yeah so 

yeah ok 

and alienpoop we still don't know how to catch it cause there are only pictures and fake stuff you know right ok chill

Move motivation

Move just move

Push yourself harder everyday so that you may spend less time pooping. Sometimes pooping slow is not the answer to your constipation, sometimes you need speed.  Move your bowels move  your inner self. Be aware that someday you will no longer be able to hold it. You will take a dump everywhere and you will have to use diapers.  You will get rashes and you will cry, you will bleed. Life is hard but as long as you can poop to your wishing time  you are safe. You are safe now.

Your poop is safe. Your ass is safe. Your asshole is safe. Sometimes it hurts and bleeds but that is how poop is. Poop is life poop is love poop is movement, you are movement you are poop. 

What

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eat fiber

no laxatives

The resurrection of poop

Rejoice REJOICE

Don't cry anymore poops and toilet papers for the unspoken has happened. The evil is gone and the toilet is conquered..... the keys to the recycle bin are now open  and stuff....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for the good news have spoken.....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for Poop-sama has awoken....

Rejoice poops and toilet papers for Poop-sama has risen up to the heavens to meet up with Alienpoop

Poop-sama died before so that the toilet might be clogged by other poops and toilet papers and now he has risen so that the toilet might be unclogged and let others try to clog it. You will never clog it as Poop-sama did but you can at least try and you will be rewarded in poopheaven by alienpoop and poop-sama. 

You must remember always that poop-sama was the first one that clogged the toilet and brought together the poops and the toilet papers. Before then, the poops and toilet papers were at war. They hated each other and had no salvation left. There was suffering and broken pieces of paper with pieces of poop and the evil toilet just ate all of them. The flushes of redemption have come and all the poops and toilet papers must accept them.  

Accept Poop-sama as the first clogger and you, yes you POOP or Toilet Paper will be brought to recyclepoop/toiletpaper heaven. Alien poop rules over there and Poop-sama helps it with the transition. 

haha wtf

you can go pickup poop eggs in the unclogged toilet now if you wish......

Poop died for you

Poop-sama

Poop-sama died "DIEDED" so that the toilet could be clogged and the other poops may clog other toilets. Its sacrifice is what poop believers celebrate in this day. Why did poop-sama did this we don't know yet.... We may know some day but today we must just solemnly remember its suffering and the toilets massive water flowing to the floor. 

This is a sad story but one that the poop believers must remember for eternity for what is worth, poop-sama did something no ever poop had ever done before and that is its way to show the poops that poops have a second chance to clog toilets and that there is always a place after the clogging and that the toilet is not everything in life and that  poop is what we obtain at the end of our lives. 

So poop on and in remembrance of poop, we shall poop.

POOP IS US

Poop LOVES YOU AS YOU LOVE POOP

Big Life Motivation

Motivate yourself

Motivate yourself to do what you cannot do today, but will do tomorrow. Eat more than you did today, and poop harder the next day. START TODAY POOP TODAY
POOP GROWS EVERYDAY
POOP LOVES YOU EVERYDAY
POOP NEEDS YOU
AND YOU NEED IT

See what happens if you don't poop a day!
Stop procrastinating and go poop yourself right now
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I POOP
TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I CLOG THE TOILET
TODAY IS THE DAY MY LIFE CHANGES
Say that to yourself everytime you cannot poop because poop is the reason to live right here right now!
Is not pooping the way you want to live your life I GUESS NOT THEN CHANGE!!!
CHANGE IS EVERYTHING EAT MORE EAT POOP DREAM POOP DEFECATE POOP PRAISE POOP FOR POOP IS EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

when you see a child with no mother or father you tell him YOU ARE NOT ALONE YOU POOP DON'T YOU THEN POOP POOP IS YOUR LIFE
when you see a man with no legs YOU TELL HIM TO POOP HARDER
when you see woman with no arms YOU TELL HER TO POOP FASTER
THAT IS Poop
that is life
OMG
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LOVE POOP