Powermainstreamtoiletpaperrangers

Who you gonna call!!!

Go go go powermainstreamtoiletpaperrangersssssssssss! wuuu

The PMTPrangers (for short because seriously... no no no I think it's better PRANGERS... yeh yeh)

So the prangers have come to defeat the evil hipster toilet paper (yeah  ummm mmm nnnn HipsterPaper for short) so hipster paper is gonna die soon or whatever.  tttt ffttt

How did the prangers came to bee or be beee?

Well poop protector are rising against the hipsterpaper movement so it sounds befitting that (befitting hahahah whatever, I'm tired lalala lououou) this would happen.
will they take on the hipster paper now or tomorrow or yesterday?
maybe on friday cause it's fried egg fried egg

So the prangers are battling now the hipsterpaper, but HP has high hp and mana! and the prangers can't use pikachu to electrify it. Now HP is xrayvisioning with its no wiping poop lasers and the poor prangers are losing. BUT WAIT
They have another option to call the MEGAPOOPSAURUSTECHBOT which is a giant robot that shoots lasers and nukes so maybe they'll win with that.  But they are launching the nukes the other way! They are harming poop now. Hipster Paper is getting mad and it's using apple products to protect poop. Now poop is having a stroke because they cannot afford having iphones, ipads, imacs, icraps, ipaper, and they are going braless! YES BRALESS because poop never wore bras. The prangers are now very confused is it because they are Asian? or is it because they are filled with colorful dreams??!?!  The prangers are having a stroke too! Meanwhile HipsterPaper is laughing and criticizing other mainstream toilet paper.... what is going on!!!! We'll continue the story someday later okay
bye
I pooped you yesterday
not today
but yesterday yesterday's today?
okay
this is lame poop is not but this battle it is so mmm ballet poop ballet  it is
I don't know why they are Asian looking though. Is my poop not enough for the toilet paper what is wrong with my poop!!!