Ghost
I keep going to the toilet to flush
'Cause I need something that can wash all again
And at most I'm sleeping all these papers away
But your ghost, the ghost of poop
It keeps my mistake
-Ella Henderson
Saturday, February 28, 2015
Ghost of poop
Friday, February 27, 2015
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Roll-kun
Roll-kun saying goodbye to family
Sad sad sad it is Roll-kun goes to its demiseFinger-senpai sad -Vyen
We all end up the same
Every toilet paper
will end the same whether
it is double, single or triple layered.
A sad end awaits us all.
The feels are strong with these ones.
will end the same whether
it is double, single or triple layered.
A sad end awaits us all.
The feels are strong with these ones.
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Clogging the toilet
Toilet: Don't clog me so hard Ripped Poop!!
RP: I'm gonna choke you so hard.
TP: OMG, this is it
Monday, February 23, 2015
Flushing in the deep
Flushing in the deep
I can't help feeling
We could have had it all
Flushing in the deep
You had my turds inside of your hole
And you splashed to the beat.
Monday it is now
To sing loud and flashy
Adele, we must now.
-Vyen
Saturday, February 21, 2015
Master Urine
Urine make it rainUrine don't you stop the painToilet there's no gain- Vyen
Toilet let me peeLet me drop that thun thun thunLet it pour over.-Vyen
Friday, February 20, 2015
Workout motivation
TP: We are so ripped bro! Check them abs bruh BRO!Ripped Poop: We are so gonna clog that toilet tonight!!!
"Train like crap everyday, feel like crap everyday. Clog that toilet!" -Vyen
Thursday, February 19, 2015
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Notice me Finger-senpai!
Poop: Notice me Finger-senpai!
Please touch me....
"...of all pains, the greatest painIt is to love, but love in vain.” ― Abraham Cowley
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
If you could see my poop right now it would look just like a sledgehammer!
If you could see my poop right now it would look just like a sledgehammer!
Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Eeeeeeewww
-Fifth Harmony
Monday, February 16, 2015
Holder-san please be gentle!
Toilet-paper: I want you inside me....
Holder-san: Yes!
Toilet-paper: OH! Holder-san
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Valentine's poop
"Chill my poop for now
And when the waves of love flow
Wet we'll be again"-Toilet paper to poop
--Vyen
Friday, February 13, 2015
Thursday, February 12, 2015
6 degrees of poop separation
you think the worst is a broken heart
What's gonna kill you
when your world splits down the middle
you're gonna think that you fixed yourself
you see them out with someone else
when you admit you may have fucked up a little
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